Autofly
Possibly the most insidious, Dastardly critter to exist upon the earth. The dreaded autofly is simply any one of several common flying insects, with a twist. It's the damn bug that ends up flying around frantically inside your vehicle cabin. No matter how many windows you open or shooing motions you attempt, the dirty little bastard refuses to leave the confines of your vehicle. Then when you don't see him for a while and decide he MUST have gotten sucked out and shut the windows, the little prick comes out of hiding (usually from under a seat where he was noshing on a stale french fry) and starts buzzing around again. As the driver's annoyance level soars, the attention paid to the autofly surpasses the attention paid to traffic. Until, so obsessed with assassinating or ejecting your unwelcome passenger, you collide with another vehicle, or drive off the road. The most sneaky thing about the autofly is that in the aftermath of the wreck, Police will never find or see the true perpetrator of the accident and the cause is always attributed to something else. FACT: Paparazzi didn't cause Princess Di's car to crash, an autofly caused the driver to wreak while frantically trying to swat the fucker. true story bros. The only defense against the autofly is a passenger with quick reflexes, unerring aim, and a rolled up magazine OR the Geico Gekko... (They eat flies you know, and they can lick their own eyeballs, which is pretty effin cool and makes them popular with the ladies)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This mug is incredible! It was a great gift for my friend named Jacob, who is definitely gay. (Even though he says he isn't 🙄)
Great mug, she loved it
I'm in a Spanish-speaking practice group, and the phrase "Ajo y Agua" came up, meaning, (more or less) "If you f***ed up, deal with it." (It's a long story, how "Garlic and Water" means this, but that's the fun of it.) Anyway, the Urban Dictionary site with the mug popped up on Google (reading my mind, as always) so I bought one as a gift. It's not cheap as mugs go, but I'm happy to say the mug is VERY good quality, looks exactly as it does online, and is packed in the most securely designed mug-transport box I've ever seen. You can't break it in shipping or reshipping! Also it arrived in just a few days. I recommend this product highly.
i like mug that say words
I purchased the eggplant color cup for my friend, purple is her favorite color and she loves her special cup, she cooks a lot, so I had Itis with Iris put on one side of the cup and the meaning on the other side because when she cooks that how everyone feels afterwards!! Thanks UD Diana K.
Wanted to try these guys out to see if they delivered and how it'd go. Went great. Got two mugs within 7 days, unharmed, printed well. THANK YOU
I ate the mug it tastes good
I have a “gift” for plathering. The definition is right on. Can’t wait to have a cup of coffee across the table from my guy who will TOTALLY get it.
dear Jim. B whose 1 star test review is showing up on top: thank you for your service sir
These mugs are supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Hello, I am here to present if this is a real rating system or not. If you are reading this it's a true rating system. But if this doesn't make it, urban dictionary, I know what you are doing.
Got it quick and husband loves it
I love seeing my name of coffee mug ☕️ also they describer very well biiftu means sunshine 🌞 ♥️🙌🏽
i love this mug it made me so happy
Why soooo accurateee😩
I love seeing new products, this one is awesome!
It's a very good idea and I'm so glad ☺
Veryfast ship in todays world...nice quality mug....will be buying more
Gave it to my uncle and he rewarded me with a wet kiss. Best gift ever!
mug gud, got it for my gf but mug just made her pregananant. Help pliz mug says its going after my thicc mum next. pliz send help
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