Autofly
Possibly the most insidious, Dastardly critter to exist upon the earth. The dreaded autofly is simply any one of several common flying insects, with a twist. It's the damn bug that ends up flying around frantically inside your vehicle cabin. No matter how many windows you open or shooing motions you attempt, the dirty little bastard refuses to leave the confines of your vehicle. Then when you don't see him for a while and decide he MUST have gotten sucked out and shut the windows, the little prick comes out of hiding (usually from under a seat where he was noshing on a stale french fry) and starts buzzing around again. As the driver's annoyance level soars, the attention paid to the autofly surpasses the attention paid to traffic. Until, so obsessed with assassinating or ejecting your unwelcome passenger, you collide with another vehicle, or drive off the road. The most sneaky thing about the autofly is that in the aftermath of the wreck, Police will never find or see the true perpetrator of the accident and the cause is always attributed to something else. FACT: Paparazzi didn't cause Princess Di's car to crash, an autofly caused the driver to wreak while frantically trying to swat the fucker. true story bros. The only defense against the autofly is a passenger with quick reflexes, unerring aim, and a rolled up magazine OR the Geico Gekko... (They eat flies you know, and they can lick their own eyeballs, which is pretty effin cool and makes them popular with the ladies)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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