Austrian Death Machine
Austrian Death Machine is exactly what you should hear from a heavy band. - a continuously fast paced tempo you can always circle pit to - the obvious build up to a breakdown you'll know how to mosh to - classic sing alongs to pile up and sing along with - a guitar solo in every song And yes... never leave out the obvious key component, cliche vocals that sound really angry! Bottom line, Austrian Death Machine is fast, pissed, brutal and every song has a guitar solo. You won't find fantasy lyrics or overly poetic personal jargon. There are only forcefully chanted, testosterone drive phrases that our sweet badass governor Arnold would approve of. The brutal songs include such classics as... "It's Simple, If it Jiggles it's Fat" (Double Brutal) "Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies?" (Double Brutal) "Get to the Choppa" (Total Brutal) "I Am a Cybernetic Organism Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton" (Total Brutal)" "If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It" (Total Brutal) "Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He Do?" (Double Brutal) "Come on, Do it, Do it, Come on, Come on, Kill me, Do It Now" (Double Brutal) "It's Not a Tumor" (Total Brutal) Austrian Death Machine is a tribute to the great Arnold movies.
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