Austin
Not too tall, and not too short- he's the perfect height. Brown puppy dog eyes that can be filled with laughter one minute and heart ache the next. Unruly dark hair that you love running your hands through. He's the sweetest, cheesiest guy you've ever met- he can come up with puns like nobody's business. You love the way he can goof off like a five year old one minute and then the next, he's looking into your eyes and telling you how beautiful you are. He's an amazing kisser, and not to mention how great he is in bed. The way you feel when he holds you in bed- you just know that you've never felt this safe and happy before. He has all of these little quirks you come to know better than your own; he hates the cold, the way he falls asleep, you even love the way he talks and the little phrases he uses. You can talk with him for hours on the phone and you can't hang up on him, so you end up falling asleep on the phone together. You find yourself falling in love with everything about him- the way he goes on adorable rants, how much he gets into his games, the way he shows you his dorky side, and the way he gets moderate road rage. Loving him has turned you into a cheeseball; sometimes you catch yourself saying cheesy things to him and you realized you've become someone you used to snicker at.. It's hard to remember a time when you weren't with him- it just happened, and it feels so right. You can imagine being with him for years... maybe even growing old together.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
I love my mug! 💘
the photo is all you need to know.
It’s pretty damn cool
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
My coworkers see all the cups I order from you, and this one is already one of their faves
Just what I expected. Merchandise looked just like it did online. Showed my friends and even they loved the cup! Plan on ordering more merchandise from you guys. Thanks. KLDS
Astounding Mug. I found this Mug in a dark time, the time when I needed a mug the most. I went onto google.net and found this truly amazing piece of craftsmanship. Manny Heffley came out of my computer and started to gyrate, before hopping out completely and eating my asshole. It felts so good, I started shaking and moaning, rapidly convulsing on the floor. Manny Heffley slowly crawled into my, hiding in my womb in order to store his power for 12 months and evolve to the form of "Baby 2". Thank you, Urban Dictionary. This mug changed my life.
Looks great and quick delivery
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !
I gave it to her today. And she loved it said it was her to the T
The Printing wasn't very sharp, but it's good enough.
It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
This was sent as a gift to my grandson, who lives in another state, so I never saw it. However I asked him as follows: "Just checking ... their request for a review shows an aquamarine mug ... it was supposed to be purple (eggplant, they called it). Was it purple?" Then he said: "It was purple! And thank you I love it haha Sent from my iPhone"
Shipment arrived quickly and in great condition. I know my custom mug will be a crowd pleaser when my girlfriend opens it up for Xmas.
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