Austin
Not too tall, and not too short- he's the perfect height. Brown puppy dog eyes that can be filled with laughter one minute and heart ache the next. Unruly dark hair that you love running your hands through. He's the sweetest, cheesiest guy you've ever met- he can come up with puns like nobody's business. You love the way he can goof off like a five year old one minute and then the next, he's looking into your eyes and telling you how beautiful you are. He's an amazing kisser, and not to mention how great he is in bed. The way you feel when he holds you in bed- you just know that you've never felt this safe and happy before. He has all of these little quirks you come to know better than your own; he hates the cold, the way he falls asleep, you even love the way he talks and the little phrases he uses. You can talk with him for hours on the phone and you can't hang up on him, so you end up falling asleep on the phone together. You find yourself falling in love with everything about him- the way he goes on adorable rants, how much he gets into his games, the way he shows you his dorky side, and the way he gets moderate road rage. Loving him has turned you into a cheeseball; sometimes you catch yourself saying cheesy things to him and you realized you've become someone you used to snicker at.. It's hard to remember a time when you weren't with him- it just happened, and it feels so right. You can imagine being with him for years... maybe even growing old together.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
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