Austin
Not too tall, and not too short- he's the perfect height. Brown puppy dog eyes that can be filled with laughter one minute and heart ache the next. Unruly dark hair that you love running your hands through. He's the sweetest, cheesiest guy you've ever met- he can come up with puns like nobody's business. You love the way he can goof off like a five year old one minute and then the next, he's looking into your eyes and telling you how beautiful you are. He's an amazing kisser, and not to mention how great he is in bed. The way you feel when he holds you in bed- you just know that you've never felt this safe and happy before. He has all of these little quirks you come to know better than your own; he hates the cold, the way he falls asleep, you even love the way he talks and the little phrases he uses. You can talk with him for hours on the phone and you can't hang up on him, so you end up falling asleep on the phone together. You find yourself falling in love with everything about him- the way he goes on adorable rants, how much he gets into his games, the way he shows you his dorky side, and the way he gets moderate road rage. Loving him has turned you into a cheeseball; sometimes you catch yourself saying cheesy things to him and you realized you've become someone you used to snicker at.. It's hard to remember a time when you weren't with him- it just happened, and it feels so right. You can imagine being with him for years... maybe even growing old together.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
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