Austin
Austin is a guy you'll fall in love with in no time. He seems normal at first, but once you get to know him your life will be changed forever. He's patient, he'll listen to you, and he's one of the best shoulders to cry on. He's got gorgeous green eyes, dark curly brunette hair, and a slimmer build. He's tall, has a large penis, and is a great kisser. He's afraid to text a girl first, thinking he is annoying to everyone.. When little does he know his presence is nice to have around and comforting. Whenever he sees at you, his face will light up because he is so happy you're near. He tells stupid, tacky jokes that makes everyone laugh, because he's simply hilarious. He fucks up quite often, but you need to be patient with him just as he is with you. He won't pressure you into anything and he's willing to wait for you if you just give him a chance. And if you treat him right, you'll get everything you've ever wanted in a guy in return. He'll always be the number one person in your life, and if he currently isn't, he is soon to be.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This is made by my friend i love it
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
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