Augustine
A thin guy, who is snarky and sarcastic. He is brilliant, and despite his thin frame, he has a vast and seemingly boundless intellect (and he knows it). This gives him a dark, and realistic view on life, preferring pragmatism and logic to hope and faith. Generally, Augustine's are tall, with a weird mix out outgoing charm and shy isolationism, they love to point out the similarities between themselves and their self-proclaimed or real namesake, Augustus Caesar, who was known for his brilliance and charisma, but was considered sickly and thin. They often come off as having a superiority complex, readily reminding people that they are factually correct, and pointing out since they're right whatever you have to say is rendered irrelevant. In reality, this is just how they think, fact is their god. They are loyal and caring, but also hold really long grudges, and are generally suspicious of what they describe "overly friendly people", but once you earn their trust they will stand by you through thick and thin, but they will never frogive you if you break it. An Augustine is usually politically inclined, if not involved then well informed, and can point out all the flaws and solutions within a political system. They are planners and thinkers, inclined to structured schedules (that they design) and intellectually stimulating tasks.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
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its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
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one tha best mugs i have
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