Atom Bomb Assault
A disgusting summer time sex move that requires someone to shit into a bunch of condoms and paperclip them shut a few hours before having sex, and then let them bake out on the blacktop in the hot summer sun so they have the consistency of nuclear waste. Then, right before you have sex, you need to run outside and grab the condom "bombs" and put them into a shoebox and bring them to the bedroom you are using for sex. Then, right before you bust a nut, you have to make sounds like a B-52 bomber and drop the shitty latex bombshells all over the girl you are fucking. As they fall, be sure to make sound effects like bombs hitting the ground and make sure you hit every shot because you dont want to waste any poop that you took hours to prepare. Be sure to roll around in it afterwards, making sure you have the girl locked in the alligator fuckhouse position and while youre doing that pretend that youre dying from the fake atom bombs and vibrate your body unnecessarily, hopefully you will tear the womans vagina.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
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