Astryd
Probably the most amazing people person you could ever meet. Probably the most beautiful girl ever, appearance and her personality. She's so delicate and soft, I don't know who would ever try to hurt her...ever. Her smile is so genuine and so sweet you will replay the time you made her smile every day. It's even worse when she laughs. She has the most beautiful laugh it feels so amazing you will get to make her feel happy. Extremely forgiving and understanding, she can be a a little shy at first but will eventually be open and comfortable with you it's gonna be amazing. You can't miss out on her..not her. You look at Gabriela and you know you can't just forget her. Truly an angel. You'll get lost in her eyes and fall in love all over again. The prettiest girl you can even meet. She is funny and will always have your back. She never switches up when new people are met. She is so thick. She so thick that as soon as you see her u say "Yassss bitch. She is also kind and the fun kind to hang around. You instantly love her when you guys become friends. Astryd's are the best of friends. I love her .❤ Is extremely nice and caring. She loves food. Has a interesting personality. Has a perfect smile. Makes you the feel like the happiest person ever. Is an amazing girlfriend and is a very loving person. Is an amazing kisser and has a body that is banging! If you have her don't loose her because she is to much too loose. The realest person you will ever meet.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome

I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
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