Astar
Astar, or asti as some might know her This girl, is beyond perfection. This girl will love you like now other. She will make you realize what true love is. No matter what your experience with previous girls are, she will by far blow them out of the water. She honestly makes perfection look trashy. You can gaze upon her glistening eyes, and you Will find your self wandering through everything you've ever wanted, lost, completely oblivious to your surroundings. And the gentle push of her plush lips, can send someone into ecstacy. And her personality will make you think like no other. "how is someone this amazing, how can they be so kind, so caring, and then be so funny and just overall fucking amazing to be around. Any time with her you spend, you will look back on and cherish so heavily. People spread shit, and be nasty to this masterpiece, but only out of pure jealousy, that they can't be that good. If you ever find your self with the luck of meeting her, cherish it. Her love is pure, and will make you feel like no other woman will. And even if you own enough stupidity to leave such perfection, you will forever put up with the consequence of never being able to meet a girl who will love you just as much as an Astar will. If you have an Astar, hold her. Kiss her. Make sure she's yours, and never let her go. She's something more than special. And you should treat her with the upmost respect, and give her all of your love. Because she will show you all of hers.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
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