Asta
One of the rarest and most beautiful creatures in the known universe. Sexy doesn't even come close to describing this perfect specimen of a female. Her goddess like body will drive a sane man insane. There has been research done in this field with science to back up the results. If I could ever have sex with an Asta I would die a happy man. Her scent is enough to make a man ejaculate. Natural blonde but can wear any hair color and may have the urge to change it from time to time. Blue eyes that you can get lost in, literally, so never make eye contact. An Asta is the quintessential female that will never be met in comparison.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
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