Assnostic Mug
The religious belief which holds that all asses, butts, booty, and junk trunks of all shapes, colors, and sizes are equally sexually attractive. Strict assnostics will worship butts no matter what their age or condition, although many assnostics practice their religion on only a limited scale (e.g. they worship asses of any color, as long as they are young and small, etc.)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
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