Asia
Whenever you meet Asia, you'll know from the first conversation that something is just different about her. Maybe it's the way she talks, the way she walks, her personality, or everything and anything in between. Honestly, Asia can seem closed off at first, but once you get to know her, she'll open up more and more...and then you'll open up more and more, and then next thing you know, you're having dreams about her and want to give the world for her 24/7, because she really does deserve the whole world. Once you've developed that relationship with Asia, you'll probably fall in love with her in no time at all, just know that if she feels the same way about you...you'll always have her to come back to…you’ll always have someone to think about and just smile. Btw, Asia's love language is probably touch, so she might not say it a lot, but you could definitely tell in the way she acts around you. Oh, and Asia is super shy. And also, Asia literally is like... so sexy...so you just have to remind her that every now and then, so she doesn't forget. So basically...Asia is literally the whole package. Asia, without a doubt, will be the best thing to every happen to you in your entire life. Did I mention how sexy Asia is btw?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
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