Ashford
Also known to the residents by its alternate names "Gashford" and "Trashford" due to the large amount of single mothers, is a relatively large town located in the Kent in the South-East of England where everyone is so damn miserable their soulless eyes can pierce sheet steel. It is home to Stanhope, the town's obligatory zoo of pikeys that recently had a regeneration which was the equivalent of polishing a turd. The buses often get infested with old people in the mornings and the ghurkas live up to their stereotype by constantly smelling of curry. The gypsies leave litter wherever they go and it became such a problem that the places they frequented had trenches dug or boulders placed to stop them from using them. Main attractions include but are not limited to: *A high street which features 5 barber shops, 5 pubs, a titty bar, 4 discount stores and 3 card shops, while the rest of them are primarily restaurants; fast food or otherwise. *A bowling alley *A decomissioned tank used as a statue *A Designer Outlet shaped like a vagina; popular tourist destination and the primary cause of sidewalk rage *Frequent car crashes coming out of ASDA *A skate park for horny teenagers and young adults to pick up horny teenagers *An out of the way Cineworld *Prams and screaming children everywhere *And an international train station so you can escape the monumental dullness of it all for the day which is often left unattended after 6pm; free train rides if you don't get caught.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
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this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
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