Asexual Sex mug
Asexual sex is the most sexual interactions an asexual female will ever have with another person for any reason other than to please another person. This activity is strangely pleasing to asexual females, even if they dislike being touched, and is also referred to as asexy sex, or nosing. Asexual sex is conducted by lying next to or on top of another person, and nuzzling their skin gently with your nose. The most common / pleasing form is nuzzling the facial skin, but the same technique can also be applied to other parts of the body. During this process, the asexual is generally fond of feeling or listening to their partner's breathing. The participants often switch roles during the process, alternating between the nuzzler and the one being nuzzled. Asexual sex is not necessarily a sexual activity, and while preferable, does not even need to be conducted between two asexual females. It pleases the asexual female, but does not need to sexually arouse her. This is often misunderstood, as asexy sex is often accompanied by soft moaning or purring noises. Nosing is a comforting activity which is meant to create pleasure in a comfortable and non-awkward way, and is done in the dark. Both participants must be fully consensual in order for the asexual female to feel comfortable. Clothing is optional but preferred depending on circumstances and level of comfort with the other person.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
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A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
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Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid