Asarpannguaq
His eyes are hypnotizing and dark. Almost as black as his hair. His body resemble a statue. Shaped as if Michelangelo made it. He rays of confidents. Even though he can seem cold and intimidating when you first meet him. But he has a warm heart and is very caring when you get to know him. He push himself to reach high places and be the best version of himself. He is strong. Pursue the things he wants. If he wants to do something he will do it. He works hard but is also very hard on himself. He always appears strong. And a bit secretive. But if he trust you he will slowly open up to you. Just know that it takes time for him to do. That he takes time to get to know. But if you are persistent and let him take his time he will slowing open his heart to you. Share his thoughts and feelings with you. He will inspire and encourage you to do your best. Always treat you right and with respect. He show his love by giving you his time and company. He is the most trustworthy and loyal person. A good human being. If you give him your heart he will always take care of it and never betray you. With him you never have to settle for less than you deserve. He will make you feel understood, appreciated and never make you feel like you’re not enough. But if you hurt him deeply, he will cut you off without thinking twice. His smile and laugh is the best. It can brighten up even the worst day. His touch is electric and his kisses too.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it

THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute

I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
Review Details
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Debug: Product Metadata
| Key | Value (click to copy) |
|---|---|
Copied! | copiedKey = null, 1500);
"> |
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.