arya
An elf princess of Ellesmera in the Inheritance trilogy who is simply the combination of Princess Arwen of LOTR and Priness Leia of Star Wars only with "voluminous black locks" and "piercing emerald eyes with eyelashes coated in oil that made them look like black petals covered in raindrops" and "thin, slanting lightning bolt like eyebrows" and "the scent of crushed pine needles" who also wears black leather outfits despite being a technical vegan. She just exists to be the one sided romance of Eragon who only rebutts him because of the age difference as she is 100 and he is 16- even though he is immortal now. She is supposed to be the feminist role model as in Paolini's words: "And of course, a beautiful maiden who is more than capable of taking care of herself", even though she gets kidnapped in Eragon's first chapter and is not even seen fighting at any other point in the book aside from beating Eragon in one fight. She is a cold bitch who was tortured and nearly raped but is completely unaffected so the story won't have to pause to actually have to deal with her trauma from such an experience- but she has no trauma or personality anyway. She is powerful in magic, a master swordsman, apparently an archer, a Mary Su,e and Paolini's perfect woman.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
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Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
It shows exactly what I want!!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.
Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.
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I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best
Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift
Best mug ever!
this is actually a good mug
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