arya
An elf princess of Ellesmera in the Inheritance trilogy who is simply the combination of Princess Arwen of LOTR and Priness Leia of Star Wars only with "voluminous black locks" and "piercing emerald eyes with eyelashes coated in oil that made them look like black petals covered in raindrops" and "thin, slanting lightning bolt like eyebrows" and "the scent of crushed pine needles" who also wears black leather outfits despite being a technical vegan. She just exists to be the one sided romance of Eragon who only rebutts him because of the age difference as she is 100 and he is 16- even though he is immortal now. She is supposed to be the feminist role model as in Paolini's words: "And of course, a beautiful maiden who is more than capable of taking care of herself", even though she gets kidnapped in Eragon's first chapter and is not even seen fighting at any other point in the book aside from beating Eragon in one fight. She is a cold bitch who was tortured and nearly raped but is completely unaffected so the story won't have to pause to actually have to deal with her trauma from such an experience- but she has no trauma or personality anyway. She is powerful in magic, a master swordsman, apparently an archer, a Mary Su,e and Paolini's perfect woman.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
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