Armie
A walking paradox. Armie will gas you up, ruin your life, and still have the audacity to say “you knew what this was.” He’s not your man — he’s the main event. Tells you he’s busy building an empire, but somehow still has time to watch your story and disappear again. Calls it “protecting his peace” when he ghosts you for 3 weeks. Never argues. Just calmly makes you feel like the crazy one. His cologne? Regret and curiosity. You’ll never replace him — just date people who remind you of him and fall short.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
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