Armand Mug
An Armand is a mystery, impossible to define until you’ve been swept into his world. He doesn’t just show you a good time; he’s the one who makes you feel like a woman in the deepest, most intimate way, awakening parts of you you never knew existed. At first, he seems distant, hiding behind a mask of detachment, his heart guarded. This reluctance to show vulnerability makes his eventual love even more powerful. He won’t make the first move, but once you’ve reached him, it’s like a fairytale, where every touch and glance is charged with meaning. He loves deeply, making you feel cherished in ways you’ve only dreamed of. His affection is deliberate, as though he’s loving you the way he wishes to be loved—completely, without hesitation. When he chooses you, his pursuit is relentless. Push him away, and he’ll pull you closer, because once he’s decided, nothing can stop him. Though his love consumes him, he keeps it hidden, waiting for the perfect moment to show just how much you mean to him. When an Armand loves, he loves with every fiber of his being. He craves real connection, not fleeting pleasures. Yes, Armand is misunderstood, guarding his fragile heart fiercely. But once you’re in, he’ll love you like no other. Just don’t break his trust—it’s everything to him. And if your Armand is a Capricorn, Scorpio, or Aries? Well, consider yourself blessed. <3
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Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!