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He’s the kind of man who walks into a room and commands attention without saying a word. A sharp mind like his doesn’t just analyze the world—it bends it to his will. Intelligence radiates from him, an intoxicating blend of raw genius and effortless confidence. He’s the type who can dismantle a complex theorem in one breath and seduce you in the next, his voice like silk laced with danger. Physically, he’s the embodiment of desire—tall, sculpted, with a gaze that could melt steel. But it’s what hangs between his legs that truly defies reason. He’s blessed—no, endowed—with an instrument of pure, unrelenting power. Thick, weighty, pulsing with the promise of pleasure so overwhelming it borders on the divine. He wields it like a master musician with his favorite instrument, knowing exactly how to make a body tremble, surrender, and beg for more. He doesn’t just take; he orchestrates. He teases with slow, deliberate strokes, whispering wicked promises in a lover’s ear before delivering a pleasure so intense it borders on otherworldly. He knows every angle, every technique—whether it’s a torturously slow build-up or a mind-numbing, toe-curling finish that leaves his partners ruined in the best possible way. He’s an artist of ecstasy, a sculptor of screams, a maestro of moans. And when he’s done? He doesn’t just leave a memory—he leaves an imprint, a lingering ache, a craving that no one else can satisfy. Because once you’ve had him, no one else will ever compare.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
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