Aquapoo
The greatest water in the world found at your local supermarket. This drink is not to get confused with regular water. It was founded my Mr. Zephyrhills in 1917 and emerged in 2006. Mr. Zephyrhills went with some of his faithful explorers to Machu Pichu. They were exploring an elderly, abandoned village when they stumbled into a cave. Inside this desolate cave, the 3 explorers were surprised to find a vast and outstretching fountain. Mr. Zephyrhills claimed this for himself and named it the Fountain Of Youth. Later, he brought a factory and destroyed the village the Fountain was located under. This became a major hotspot for outstanding success among the leaders of the world. After Mr. Zephyrhills passed away, the World Leaders agreed to move the factory to a more populated area. This center is now located in California, USA. The workers brought the Fountain Of Youth to the new Headquarters in the US. They discovered when you drink the water, you feel happier, therefore this became a magical drink. Many wanted to share this great water with other people. So they distribute it in bottles shaped like pods and is known as Aquapoo aka Mystical Water. Many do not yet believe in the powers this drink holds for them. But soon, many will realize the great potential this drink holds for them.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
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these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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