Apologies Mug
Some fleeting emotion people choose to fight with the fury's of hell within! Think about it! We all fuck up! That's how we learn. Learn about eachothers thoughts. It creates a huge amout of energy to be the latter of the two decions in attitude. We either choose to climb, fall, bed, flex, grasp or let go of. Not as a way of making excuses for/ by reasoning. A choice is not an excuse! It's a way of clarifying inner perceptions. They say people should spend more time working on their own emotions before venturing to help with others. Well, I ask, "Who is they?" Who is here now to do it? We are! So many entries. So many ideals. So many principles. Such a wide idea of honestys in minds and at hand. In certian fields of study, you're asked to step in, not on, completely different personalty's. Understand and live there experiences and be able to associate their heads / tails on what life is to them. What types of energy's are created within the coarses of the path people make prints, as it were. Do you know why women brave their looks so much? Because men fight people for power of and ov/er pussy! Do you know why a pussy cat turns her butt to her beau? Because even airport security is trying to sniff ups butts these days to cop a feel while getting paid. It's all about the heat! It's been getting hot and heated for so long, all I can think is,...When is History going to record the finnal end to the war? Ergo.... DISASTER RELIEF COUNSEL
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant

Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
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