aphrodite Mug
1.a fucked up child who loves all black boys including their "daddies" thats right she is a sick horny bastard... but not really she loves them... she just won't touch em' she jumps into your life (greek style) always talking about food and blow jobs "OMG" is her signature word with losers trying to copy her mad ass woggy accent that can't be copied for shitt so stop trying bitches she flaunts her lovable unique sense of style and personality and this can be seen by the way she reads the bible she has a talent for being late... as if she gives a fuck everyone loves her especially me thats write i'd rape her ;) she hates a good g string and can only wear them on top of jeans thats right... i got footage and she has a thing for suicial books... there's one in each room of her house she now has a 16 dolla fine for the library WTF... "lol" is sed atleast 100 times a day and her random quotes are now being sed by the whole fukin school 2. another word for titmuncher or itchy hairy sweaty ballsack aphrodite: "she looks like a rape victim... wtf.... go cut yourself or die in a whole"... "slut"
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perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
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