Aphrodite
Aphrodite a Greek name belonged to the beautiful Goddess of love and fertility. A woman of uncontrollable desire. No words could describe how Aphrodite looks like nude. Her angelic flawless beauty captivates you as she lures you into her web of sexual fantasy which occurs mainly in her domain the boudoir. She's attracted to creative men and engages with them as their inspirer. Aphrodite admires tall, dark masculine men who serenade her with their amazing musical talents. Aphrodite is never a victim of a mans unwanted passion for her, the desires were mutual. No man can resist the Goddess of love and sexuality. Younger men are the most vulnerable and she uses her maturity to teach and guide them into her passion. Her knowledge is astonishing when it comes to love and sexual practices leaving her men wanting more and more. Spending time with her is priceless and Aphrodite will always make you feel like a God. A very tranquil and composed woman always arousing every living cell in your body. Her beauty is immortal and I would love to sleep with her forever holding her in my arms. I must mention she has a few flaws that can be overlooked, she she likes to drink milk straight from the carton first thing in the morning, she's addicted to salted nuts, she drinks coconut water all day long, she washes her hair with coconut water. She has OCD where hygiene is concerned and refuses to make love to men when they've eaten garlic, onion or curry.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
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