APD
Acronym for Awkward Phrase of the Day Derived from utter nonsense; this phrase originated in 2004 and was coined by Sir the Asian, also known as Sir. It is widely used among silly, yet cool, if not intellectual, teenagers referring to the abnormalities of the present life and past days of hilarious recollection. APDs (plural form) are found within a book (The APD book), generally a durable hardcover edition of a blank journal in which its entries are kept and maintained daily. APDs are selected, let's just say, subliminally by the mind of her majesty. See Sir. If the normal mind is exposed to said APD book, they might not find the next morning bearable, for the plain fact that they will realize how miserable and depressing their lives are, unfortunately, and how few friends they have. When in the process of recording and APD, after it is painstakingly selected out of a 50/50 chance system (for the slower of the crowd, yes or no), it is only appropriate to recommend, with the most qualified of judgments, exactly how the given APD should be recorded. Not only is there a process of selection, there are also rigorous formulated tests that are designed to determine the bearer of the secretarial duties of each APD. Being the apd (lowercase) scribe most definitely ranks among the highest honors known to man, on par with winning the Nobel Peace Prize and being the World Hot Dog Eating Champion. Such a coveted position entitles him/her/it the instantaneous jealousy of those in the immediate vicinity. This method ensures the accuracy of the written assessment of the awkwardness and also is a necessary part of the whole concept of being "APD worthy". It was once said by a great guru of APD worthiness that The APD book is "for those who need a laugh, and those who have not yet seen a giraffe." Whatever that means... Contributions and amendments to The APD book are still being made today, cementing the insanity of life to every single day that we live it. As Thoreau once said "I will weave baskets, it is a thing I can do."
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why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
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It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
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