Anton
ANTON is the most annoying, creepy, harassing, weirdo. He tries to hang out with people who never want him around but he still follows you around night and day, he will cling onto you like a virus. You must take him to dirty bin shove in the bin get a SCAR-L and shoot the bin a couple of times (I WARN YOU TO CARRY A FLICK KNIFE EVERYWHERE AFTER THAT). BE WARNED THAT AN ANTON WILL PROBABLY FOLLOW YOU EVERYWHERE TO THE END OF THE EARTH, IF THIS HAPPENS, I ADVISE YOU TO HIDE ALL RELATIVE, ESPECIALLY CHILDREN, (EVEN MORE SO IF THEY ARE AGED 7-10) ,HE LIKES THEM VERY MUCH, HIDE THEM IN YOUR DEAD NAN'S CAR AND TRY TO TAKE HIM ON YOURSELF AND TELL YOUR RELATIVES TO DRIVE AWAY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED GOOD LUCK. NO NOT YOU ANTON THEM, WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE, JENNIFER HIDE THE KIDS. AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Soaking is my favorite activity, glad I got a mug for it 😙
It DIDNT break :D
so happy you were able to put my unique word "Obergrossescheinehund" onto the new yellow mug. The yellow mug and black print make it easy for the words to be seen.
This is made by my friend i love it
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
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