Anthony
A guy who uses many people to do his dirty work for him, then retreats into the background, pretending to be the good guy when the reality is, he is the evil mastermind behind EVERYTHING. His schemes are wicked evil, but he doesnt give a fuck as long as he gets what he wants. He is thus very selfish and egocentric. Secretly hates women, compares them to dogs, sees them as his "property". Also an animal abuser. Probably will also be a child abuser. Has no game, tries to get at this particular girl relentlessly via covert/clandestine/wicked methods because he doesnt have the balls to ask her out! This is because he is very insecure and doesnt think that the girl will ever say yes if he doesnt FORCE her to be in a relationship with him. He even spies / stalks on her and even makes up lies about her personal life to better control her when the reality is, theyve never even gone out on a date! They were in the same class for one semester, like are you for real, crazy stalker. Youre the crazy one, not her. She just wants to live in peace. Stop making her life a living hell when she so obviously Hates your guts.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
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