Anthony
My name is Anthony, and for the most part the other definitions are true. Although if I'm supposed to be a hunk then why am I still single? I've only had one girlfriend, so I'm not sure how accurate that part of the definition is. It is true though that I am devoted to any girlfriend I get, and yes I love to act stupid. I'm very intelligent, but unfortunately only 25% italian. I hve a very complex mind that no one has ever completely figured out. I'm very good at hiding emotions with other emotions, and I am extremely trustworthy. I'm determined, persistent and yes at times stubborn. I could never hurt anyone, so yes, I was the one to get dumped. I'm very passionate about most things, and I would do anything for a friend. Making people laugh is my favorite thing to do, but sometimes I just like to relax. I wouldn't call myself a good kisser, but I have been told other wise. I'm addicted to kissing and hugging my girlffriend when I get one. Once is never enough. I let the girl decide the boundries for the most part, but I have boundries of my own. I underestimate myself, but if someone else underestimates me I'm sure to prove them wrong. I'm a patient caring guy, but if I do get pushed too far it is best to stand clear. I'm shy especially around girls, and around friends I tend to be a little perverted. I could continue on all night talking about me, but I'd rather hear about someone else. People mise well accept that they will never fully understand me.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
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Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome

I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
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