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All nil, all empty, null, a non-thinking person, a man devoid of thought, intentionally embracing the endarkened notions, someone who lacks thought, a true believer devoid of mental inquiry, zero thought due to blind faith, null mind, a brain vacated by it's occupant, a brain with all the intelligence sucked out of it by a cult, embracer of bronze dark age beliefs, a person who blew a life of rational thought for the endarkened know nothing cage of faith, a process by which a human mind disintegrates past the point of any rational thought, a process of protecting the mind from rational thought, encasing the mind in so many mental layers of dogma based defenses that one can no longer see the real world nor hear rational thoughts, a mind melting down losing all coherence, the utter destruction of ones self respect due to faith, the process of embracing insanity of mythology for it's invisible friends, brain rot from within due to ideas, the results of faith the mind killer at work, the self inflicted dumbing down of ones own mind, to protect the brain from rational thought, to embrace insanity on purpose, to take the leap of faith losing ones mind in the process, a process of staying dumber than the dumbest, gone on permanent thought vacation, a process of losing ones way in life, believing the dead can rise, a brain on the crack of religion, a brain on the meth of faith, a process by which bible quotes and dogma replace any sembelance of someone being home.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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Review by Conrad S.

Easy to order and packaged well!!

Conrad S. 2022-01-06
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It's an amazing product!

Nigga J. 2022-01-06

got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!

BB C. 2022-01-04

Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever

Cole M's F. 2022-01-03

Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.

Fard P. 2022-01-03

Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.

Cole J. 2022-01-03

Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.

Alice L. 2022-01-02
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Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10

Rasmus M. 2022-01-02

I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex

Cole N. 2022-01-02

Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.

Hans C. 2022-01-01

I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again

Benjamin P. 2022-01-01
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Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.

Big D. 2022-01-01

Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!

karen b. 2021-12-31
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Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex

Cole M. 2021-12-31
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Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!

JULIE K. 2021-12-30
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Great gift!

Christina S. 2021-12-29
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Really fast and looks great! Took a chance on Christmas gift and it was a success!

M. M. 2021-12-25
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Awesome mug feels really nice good weight and color although I think the shade could be a little brighter when it comes to the highlighter yellow, I am still pleased with the outcome and the fact that a whole passage was so neatly printed onto the product, very pleased with the packaging too! That made it so easy to wrap just in time for Christmas. Who knew!!

Charles W. 2021-12-24
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Nice mug, great feel‼️

Tom b. 2021-12-23
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Perfect!

Dawn M. 2021-12-23
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