Andy
is the Perfect man for any girl. He'll make you cry because your so happy. He's the one man who's worth marrying. Hes like the sun and all of the other people in the room revolve around him like planets. If your his girlfriend you have to watch your back because every other girl will want him. He is a ladies man. Be prepared to be stared at because while your with him everyone will watch the two of you. He loves snowmobiling and fourwheeling and any other man toys you can think of. Hes amazing in bed, with hair you could play with for hours. He has strawberry blonde hair thats very curly and thick. He has a great ass and is really strong. His bright white smile makes your heart melt. His eyes are like lake michigan with flecks of gold in them :). Hes very successful and when he wants something he get it. Once you love him you can never let him go. He acts cute always. He has amazing dimples and bruises very easily on his neck ;). He gets hurt very easily and needs to be loved and comforted. Take care of him like no other. He deserves perfection and expects nothing less. Love him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Loiks great
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
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