Andross Mug
A dimwitted individual who can resemble the Andross of the same name from the Star Fox 64 (1997 Nintendo) in any number of ways, more or less. 1: Having a hideous or fugly face. 2: Having eyes that don't match up or are slightly deformed. 3: Slapping and poking random people for no real reason. 4: Attempting to outsmart someone and failing terribly. 5: Smelling like week old dogshit. 6: Confusing and screwing up a simple math problem such as 10-10. 7: Inventing stupid sound effects and saying them at random (Ex: Doiky). 8: Expecting others to come to one's aid, asking for favors and annoying people constantly, etc. 9: Having random face spasms, having strange facial animations. 10: Ignoring warnings and getting oneself into huge trouble, such as massive fianancial debt. Andross can also be said as "Andrew" (Andross's son).
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Loiks great
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
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