Andrew
Has a huge penis... I wouldn't know that but hey... Really great friend when he's not judging you. Is retarded 24/7 but probably the only person I would want to talk to at 3 am. He thinks it's okay to leave me and move, it's not. Wish he would wear his glasses to school. Doesn't know how good of a friend he is. 10/10 fake boyfriend. My mom probably thinks I want to marry him, wouldn't be the worst case... could be marrying his twin. Not my favorite of the twins. Andrew's better looking. Always the better-looking twin. Always makes you laugh, never judges you, people who take him for granted need to shove their egos up where the sun doesn't shine.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
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