Andreas

Andreas Andreas simply means "Man". It is a name given to children of which the parents lack creativity, and thus must refer to the gender of their crotch goblins. Andreases are always fun to be around! Most of the time, they are somewhat dangerous as well. You might think of Andreas as a crazy psychopath, but in fact he is just crazy. Andreas are inventors and likes to make weird stuff that goes beep boop and blinks in weird colors. They are SUUUPER creative and can do almost anything with the right tools! Andreases are sexist and has a tendency to call their female friends for BITCH. They have lowkey (secretly high key) gay tendencies, and would hump a body pillow if they could. In a friend group, Andreas always starts the party. He's a total joker, and is kind of like a dog at times. His toots are very very potent and dangerous and sometimes so wet, you can't be sure if it was just a poot poot or a nasty shard.