Anal Buckling Shit

Anal Buckling Shit, or ABS for short, are the ones that leave you feeling exhausted and week on the toilet, usually with the unfortunate victim being in a cold sweat, digging their fingernails into their thighs and praying to whatever God will listen to their cries of agony. For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things: *Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl. *Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed *There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done *underside of the seat has shit on it *after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.