American
An American is a person residing in America. America is the most powerful country in the world and the best place to live. America is like the cool person everyone talks shit about, but kisses ass for approval when confronted. Everyone in the world is curious about what is happening in America. While America isn't too concerned for what the other countries are doing. Other countries freak out. Americans are just chill. We go with the flow. Some of us are fat and stupid. The fatness is because the shit that is put in our processed food. The stupid is well... people are just stupid in general, but that is everywhere. Americans don't like the news unless a black guy got killed by a cop, gay people are marching for gayness, someone switched genders, or some celebrity did something stupid. Kim Kardashian contributes more to our society than... yeah... can't think of anyone famous doing something in the US. There are some downside to Americans. We like to make everything a race issue even when it isn't. We Americans try not to offend people by saying Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas. We are obsessed with gun laws even though it isn't that big of a deal. Americans are a cool people. We are a melting pot and would love for you to come over if you are a foreigner. We love illegal immigrants. We also love free speech, that is of course, if it doesn't offend anybody. We love food, friends and family, money, life, and probably you too. Go Merica!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
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