America
The most racist, backwards country of cretins in all of Earth. Must be a KKK member to participate in any political office or get ridiculed for it till the day you die and Earth ends. The most nosy country and gets stuck in wars halfway across the continent. Stubborn enough to split straight through the ground and is home to 95% of the worlds obese people. The justice system is equivalent to the scum under my shoe. So stuck up and greedy people are suing homeless people for walking on their side of the sidewalk. Fake boobs stiffer than tree bark, plastic surgery, and slim waists is what's hot. Now known as home of the weed, even so cocaine packs washed up on southern beaches. Everyone that is not white is still being treated as if they were walking, breathing poop from sewer systems. So far in debt the government shutdown twice, and governors are caught posing as young Mexicans sending pictures of their body parts to girls that could be their childrens children. Police officers are so jumpy and scared there has been pages of reports of innocent people gunned down with no weapon on them. Can get so offended it takes one slip up to cause an uproar. Paparazzi is so bad there are cameras in celebrity showers because no one else has nothing better to do but read about other peoples lives and talk about them behind closed doors. So selfish people who can buy all of the continent is flipping shit just because they have to pay a cent more than anyone else.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
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