Alyssa Mug
Alyssa is the type of girl who will fall in love in the matter of 3 seconds as long as your a player possibly drunk and even sometimes abusive *cough cough* Ryle. She also need a gorgeous beautiful surpassed best friend named Celeste and she needs to Drop people in her life whose name is Alliana or however you spell it. Alyssa is one of the most beautiful and intelligent girls you will ever meet and you've won life if you've got one whose middle name is Rosie. She cares so much about the people in her life especially the best friend she stays up with till 3:49 in the morning with. Her loyalty is will go a long way. Although she might never admit it: Dean, Nate, Marcus, Logan, Jameson, JJ, Dylan, Andrew, Louis, Maxon, Charles, Alliana, Cardan, Stiles and Jake and any other man or person in her life will never be more important than her best friend ;). She's perfect in every aspect possible and no matter what happens if you have an Alyssa in your life don't let them go because you'll never find a more loving, caring, egotistical, narcissistic, sarcastic, beautiful, smart or caring individual.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.