Altmer
An elven race in the Elder Scrolls series. They originate from the province of Summerset Isle, a mysterious island to the south west of Tamriel. Physically, Altmer (High Elves) are the tallest existing race on Tamriel, surpassing even Nord males. They are quite slim, with sharp facial features. They are distinguished as an elven race by their golden/green eyes and golden skin. They are also considered to be the most magically adept race, surpassing the Dunmer and Bretons. They are also the oldest race on Tamriel, being the closest descendants of the ancient Aldmer race. Altmer in personality are deemed haughty and arrogant, seeing themselves as a superior race. They are the leader of the Thalmor, and Aldmeri Dominion. Their involvement in the Great War lead the Empire to essentially surrender to them, when the White-Gold Concordat treaty was signed to prevent worship of Talos. Of course, rebellion was started by this, by a Nord male known as Ulfric Stormcloak, who planned on 'freeing' Skyrim from the Empire that Talos himself had created.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
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