ALSA Mentality
It’s when a person starts working as a landscaper at the age of 8 1/2 with their dad. Then, 4 years later, you begin sharing 50% ownership of the company with your dad. As well, you try to be close to God as possible. You follow the commandments, and your church precepts. You also, if you are privileged enough to , go to a religious school such as Catholic or Christian school. You also plan to abandon your landscaping company to become a priest or deacon. You will determine whether you study for priesthood or deaconhood by your celibacy promise. If you are not dating anyone by the end of high school, then you will study priesthood. If you are with someone by the end of High school, you will study deaconhood. In your daily life, you will wear what ever you want, but try wearing Pro Club, Dickies, addidas superstars, Levi 501s, and etc. You will listen to Spanish music. Especially corridos such as Peso Pluma and Fuerza Regida. You will try your best to pray before eating breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Pray after breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And end the day with the Angel of God prayer before going to sleep. You will try your best to eat balanced meals and eat not to much. Eat protein and things with low amounts of sugar or even no sugar is better. Have a planet fitness membership and go workout when you get the chance to. Be nice to girls. And comply with what they want but not big demands.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged

me and the boys when i get vodka mug
I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.

I love it! Thanks! So
Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!
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