ALSA Mentality
It’s when a person starts working as a landscaper at the age of 8 1/2 with their dad. Then, 4 years later, you begin sharing 50% ownership of the company with your dad. As well, you try to be close to God as possible. You follow the commandments, and your church precepts. You also, if you are privileged enough to , go to a religious school such as Catholic or Christian school. You also plan to abandon your landscaping company to become a priest or deacon. You will determine whether you study for priesthood or deaconhood by your celibacy promise. If you are not dating anyone by the end of high school, then you will study priesthood. If you are with someone by the end of High school, you will study deaconhood. In your daily life, you will wear what ever you want, but try wearing Pro Club, Dickies, addidas superstars, Levi 501s, and etc. You will listen to Spanish music. Especially corridos such as Peso Pluma and Fuerza Regida. You will try your best to pray before eating breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Pray after breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And end the day with the Angel of God prayer before going to sleep. You will try your best to eat balanced meals and eat not to much. Eat protein and things with low amounts of sugar or even no sugar is better. Have a planet fitness membership and go workout when you get the chance to. Be nice to girls. And comply with what they want but not big demands.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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