Alpha
A narcissistic, 130 lb bitch who wants to join the Marine Corps. The type of kid who runs it down mid in League of Legends because he thinks he can 1v5 the other team and complains when he gets absolutely mauled to death. The weak ass idiot who screams alpha, barely does 2 pullups, and falls off the bar because he gassed himself. The pussy who will pick a fight with the Crips all by himself because in the end, he is "the one true alpha"
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
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