allison
allison is somebody that uses people to get over her ex gf. she wants to get over her but can’t because she still keeps in contact with her.. she literally admits it to you while y’all are dating. she wants to keep the relationship secret but she wants affection. you are still trying to keep it secret (like she wants) so you don’t give her any affection BC ITS SECRET and she says that we weren’t compatible or really freaky (whatever that means) when she talks about y’all’s friend and then people find out everybody gets mad at her. so when she needed somebody to blame she blamed her ex (aka me) bc she’s has so many bad past experiences with her exes getting upset and acting out on rage that she thinks that i would do that (which i didn’t). not to mention the relationship was so rushed.. and so when you try to tell her that she acts like she understood but in reality she didn’t. other than all of those flaws she gives great hugs and supposedly great kisses but you wouldn’t know bc she never really liked you. :)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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