Allentown
A once thriving city until the mid 1990's. There was a large department store called Hess' (not related to the gas station) the owner was a notorious sodimite. Hess' as well as Bethlehem Steel were major employers in the area. In the mid 1990's Allentowns mayor who is incorrectly renowned as the greatest mayor took title 8 funding. This funding gave money to cities that inplimented low income high density housing. Almost immediately after this the Allen and Dieruff High Schools fell to perinial jokes in test scores and sports. Prior to this parents from areas like parkland paid tuition to send there children to Allen and Dieruff. Since this title 8 funding the city of allentown is infested with chronic unemployment, and incredibly low income. Add to this many illegal immigrants who cant speak english, gangs, and Hess' and Bethlehme steel going belly up and the city has since become a sespool as well as the high schools with Allen having three students shot outside its school last week and a stabbing in school last year.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Looks great! Came quick

Perfect gift for my gf
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!

as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario

Too inappropriate
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
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Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole

the photo is all you need to know.
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !
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