Allen
Someone who is beyond perfect, the true meaning of AWESOME, it is said that aliens were created by one of the very first Allen's and that Angels make a very majestic humm whenever an Allen is around. The fart from an Allen is worth millions of dollars, and the semen however is worth billions. It is even said that if a woman were to swallow the semen of an Allen then she would live very prosperous for her life, or be extremely unlucky depending on the side of the throat it hit. The penis on an Allen does not have to be large in size, the name alone makes woman want more even if he is a small sized person (I feel sorry for that Allen). Lastly all Allen's roll "deep" meaning, if you F*** with one Allen, you just F***ed up.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
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