alito Mug
Being appointed to a desired position or responsibility then using that position or responsibility to help keep the views or policies of the person who appointed you in effect as a payback for being placed there. Sometimes referred to as log-rolling. This behavior is mostly practiced by people who have always blindly trusted the power structure and never wavered from this belief as they feel that people in said positions are there due to brains, qualifications, the ability to treat others fairly or work ethic despite the mountains of evidence to the contrary, example #1 being George W Bush. A "C" student on a good day who never touched something he couldnt screw up, he nonetheless was appointed leader of the free world by judges appointed by HIS daddy, 41 and actually a decent enough guy. He did in fact, get properly elected the second time by manipulating the fears of the stupid, the homophobic, the incestuous and the highly religious. It is amusing that these groups have such a large amount of overlap. Being Alito means keeping everyone in their place from the rich on down to assist those at the top from having to participate in a truly meritocratic democracy and instead live to perpetuate the same type of backward 1600's English aristocracy that our ancestors deserted. The result of this desertion was the founding of America, the greatest country the world has ever seen in large part as a rebuff to those practices and behaviors. This obvious fact seems lost on the Alito's of the world. Allowing the moneyed classes to pass their wealth on to their offspring regardless of whether they have the brains work ethic, etc to maintain thes high societal positions is by definition antimeritocratic and at odds with the founding principles as stated in many historical American documents, beginning with the Federalist papers. Most of these snot-nosed incompetent little creeps seem to have inherited the shit for brains of a Paris Hilton, the appaling lack of business saavy of George Bush and the same revoltingly odd looks and physical appearance of Prince Charles as a result of rampant inbreeding. All are strong arguments for infaticide except for Paris, who it is rumored, sucks a mean dick. Truly a sad and disgusting lot if you ask me. Bonus points for being Alito is given if you are a female, a minority, a homosexual or a foreigner as you can then be used as a token to help keep others of your particular class down or be a guest commentator on Fox "News" as they try to feign actual committments to openness, fairness and diversity. See: Michelle Malkin, "Log Cabin" Republicans or Ahnold. Minus points for being an Alito are deducted if you just went to an Ivy League school, came from wealth, are a card-carrying of the John Birch Society, the Free-Masons, any segregated Country Club or certain fraternaties at select schools as it is simply expected that you should help your kind maintain said status quo. See: Strom Thurmond, Trent Lott, Antonin Scalia, Bill Frist or most Bush or Kennedy family members. This is different from selling your soul to the devil for a place in the power structure because.... Well, give me a second to think, it'll come to me any minute now..... Maybe it really isnt any different come to think about it.
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Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!