alexander senior
The Alexander Senior otherwise known as the Gaius Whitus, Lanky Twatus is possibly the most retarded creature one shall ever meet. It is so retarded in fact, that it has developed a speech impediment intentionally. Similair to a Jai, who desperately believes he isn't fat and is as athletic as mo farah, it is so wound up over the way it looks and it often tries to flex his biceps, which fail miserably as they are closer to glorified twigs than anything remotely similar to any form of muscle. It is often offended when it hears such things, that it begins to say how much weight it can lift in the gym. Avoid at all costs. It has been in an intimate relationship with a horse before, which has only decreased his accumulative brain cell count.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
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