Alejandro
The best person you could ever meet.He could make you feel a thousand different ways.But of it is pure happiness.You love the little things about him.You love the way your hand feels in his.You love the way his lips feel on yours.You love the way he effortlessly puts a smile on your face.You love hearing his voice because it always makes you smile.When you hug him,you feel like your floating.You feel like theres nothing there that can hurt you.You guys are both in your own little world.He makes you feel like the happiest person in the world.You love the way he makes you feel when your with him.He makes you smile even 25/8.He has the most mesmerizing smile in the world . Its the smile that makes you fall in love over and over again. He treats you with so much respect and tells you that he loves you every single day.Even when your mad,he tells you that he loves you.Even when your sad he says those three words your days become 1000%.You can't go 5 minutes without texting him and if your not,your struggling to find something to keep you busy until he does.He text you all hours through the day.He knows almost everything thing about you, and whatever he doesn't know he going to figure it out because you know what.He loves you.He loves you with all his heart.Alejandro is someone that you cannot lose.Because if you do,your gonna be devastated.And if he loses you he's going to hurt like he's never hurt before.Because once he's fully committed to you,he's committed to you and ONLY YOU.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
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