Albert Pujols
Accomplishments: * 2005 National League MVP * Five-time All-Star (2001, 2003-06) * Pujols has finished in the top four in the voting for MVP of the National League every year of his career, winning once (2005) and coming in second three times (2002, 2003 & 2006). * National League Batting Champion, 2003 * Only Ralph Kiner hit more home runs (215) in his first five seasons (2001-05) than Albert (201). * Named to Major League Baseball's Latino Legends Team in 2005 as the starting first baseman. * First Cardinal Home Run in New Busch Stadium9 * Became the 35th batter to hit four homeruns in four consecutive at-bats, and the 20th batter to hit four home runs in four consecutive plate appearances, on April 16 and 17, 2006. * Holds the record for most home runs in the month of April with 14 in 2006. * Became the fastest player in Major League history to reach 19 home runs in a season, doing so on May 13, 2006. * Became the third-fastest, after Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire, to reach 25 home runs in a season, doing so on May 29, 2006. * Became first player in MLB history to hit 30 home runs in each of his first six seasons (2001-06). * Became the 16th batter to hit three home runs in a game twice in the same season in 2006 (04.16 & 09.03). * 20 of his 49 home runs accounted for the game-winning RBI in 2006, breaking Willie Mays' single-season record set in 1962. * 2006 World Series Champion. Awards: * Rookie of the Year, 2001 * Three-time Silver Slugger (2001, 2003-04) (Note: Pujols has won a Silver Slugger at three different positions: First Base, Third Base, and Left Field). * National League Player of the Month for both May and June 2003 and for April 2006 * Hank Aaron Award, 2003 * TSN Player of the Year, 2003 * NLCS MVP, 2004 * National League MVP, 2005 * Gold Glove Award at first base, 2006
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
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